I very professionally managed to write 4 pages of my observations of Screech during all of his melt-downs over the last 3 weeks. I did not use terms like Defcon 5, nor did I embellish the descriptions of his running/flailing arms/screaming/crying/snot-blowing fits with the simile "like a howler monkey hopped up on Mountain Dew."
I didn't even say snot-blowing.
Where do I send the bill for the box of wine that I've killed off since school started because of him, though?
1 comment:
The correct term is crack monkey with rabies.
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