Remember how the Grand Marshal told us we needed to give 101%??? Today it was posted in the gym -- a big cut-out red 101% on the wall. Then, right during the moment of silence (after one of the fifth graders farted and I told him he was supposed to be silent and we got the giggles...) it hit me. 101% is not possible in a base 10 mathematical system. That 's a given. Why is it bothering me so much????
It's BINARY!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG we only have to give like FIVE PERCENT.
And, incidentally, I pi$$ed off one of my students today, and he told the Grand Marshal what he thought of me. I have evolved (or devolved) from Big Fat Meenie. So GrandMarshal came into tutoring today and whispered to me in my ear that now, I am the Devil.
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