MonsterInLaw sent me some birthday money in the form of a check. I hadn't gotten around to spending it until just this week, but I was thinking that I SHOULD have messed with her in the process of enjoying my little spending spree. (BTW, I got some new clothes and an old-timey laundry/washer/plunger thing for the laundry room - so, thank you again MIL!).
Because she lives in TheMiddleOfNowhere, which is a suburb of BFE (Bum F*ck Egypt) in the county of Podunk, she banks at a local bank where EVERYONE knows yo' bidness. I have decided that NEXT year, if she sends me a check I will write in the memo line to express my gratitude AND create a stir. It will be something that will cause her to get razzed by every teller at her bank (all 2 of them), and perhaps get a few strange looks in the grocery store. Like:
For Services Rendered
For Sex Change Operation
For Bail Money
For New Tattoo
For Exorcism
For Lip Piercing
For Blackmail Payment
For STD Antibiotics
For Pole Dancing Lessons
Her only real chance of escaping me was 24 years ago when the preacher said "If there is anyone here who can show just cause...."
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