Who besides me cannot stand to hear the moronic and badly syncopated lyrics of the Truvia commercials as sung by that annoyingly nasally bi+ch?
Dear Truvia and/or Truvia's marketing agency representatives:
Quit bogarting the crackpipe. That is the only explanation for how such inanity made it to the airwaves. That and the chick who sings your jingles must be doing somebody really important.
Sincerely,
WTP
P.S. Just cuz you b@stardized "Jingle Bells" does not make it a holiday song, either.
Maybe the Truvia jingle is what the drag queens are singing "watermelon watermelon motherf*cker watermelon" to.
Dear Truvia and/or Truvia's marketing agency representatives:
Quit bogarting the crackpipe. That is the only explanation for how such inanity made it to the airwaves. That and the chick who sings your jingles must be doing somebody really important.
Sincerely,
WTP
P.S. Just cuz you b@stardized "Jingle Bells" does not make it a holiday song, either.
Maybe the Truvia jingle is what the drag queens are singing "watermelon watermelon motherf*cker watermelon" to.
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