So. Queen B posted a Facebook "game" with instructions that indicate participants are supposed to reply to her post with a single word response that conveys how and/or where we met her. Then we are supposed to copy and repost the same "game" on our own Facebook status so that she can do the same.
Basically, I'm just too freakin' lazy. However - I will never pass up the opportunity to give someone, especially a family member, a hard time. Queen B is only 8 years older than I am. I have all kinds of things I could say about THAT.
Furthermore, I have a complete and total lack of ability to follow instructions. So my first thought was to respond with TWO words - tennis balls. Because in order to meet his bride, my father used the completely unorthodox date-pick-up method of whacking tennis balls over the chainlink enclosure of a tennis court and literally "hitting on" Queen B.
I then decided that I WILL respond with a single word (which incidentally MyPoolBoy is disputing its actual lexicographical existence because spell-check is putting that annoying effing red squiggly line under it). Also, I will not post the the "game" on my own Facebook (refer to the aforementioned lack of ability to follow instructions).
Anyway. The word I have chosen is CRADLEROBBERY. I am going to post now and watch the merriment commence!
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