Rules:
Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.
(To do this, go to "notes" under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)
1. I eat M&Ms in a certain color order, from lightest shade to darkest. It messed me up when they started the blue ones. But they go last by default after the greens.
2. My #3 son got his job because I knew his boss. I met his boss because my best friend gave beer to his dog at a bar.
3. I know why there's a little piece of fat in pork and beans.
4. I really don't like video games.
5. I believe a dead person has come to me in a dream. Or my subconscious psychological manifestation of a dead person has come to me in a dream.
6. I have had impure thoughts about my husband while driving to work.
7. I've never had a hangover (unless you count the alcohol poisoning puking that DrunkenFelix caused me to have on my birthday last year)
8. I run to work 2 days a week.
9. I'm smart. Scary smart. It took me about 35 years to admit /embrace it. You wouldn't know it by looking at me, though.
10. I have won money playing poker after I drank 4 long island teas. (The men at the table were not happy because I was not being "serious" enough.)
11. I drunk-dialed my father once.
12. I married my high school sweetheart (the one that my friend said I would probably only date for 2 weeks!)
13. I use men's rooms if the ladies' room is occupied.
14. I teach TAKS test strategies to my students with dorky songs that I have written.
15. I coached high school 7-on-7 football one summer
16. I don't plan on tagging 25 people like this thing says.
17. I can still do the splits.
18. I made a whole class of 4th graders name some earthworms for an experiment and then had them test their worms by "calling" them to see if they would obey. I laughed a lot behind their backs that day. Kids are gullible. I'm evil.
19. Rick Springfield should have been the father of my children. Or Elvis. Elvis should have been the father of my children, too.
20. I'm a cat person - when the little tiny excuses for granddogs come to visit, they stay in the rabbit hutch. That's where any future grandkids will stay, too.
21. I play beer pong in Fredrick's of Hollywood stilettos
22. I keep a rhinestone tiara and a rubber chicken in my purse.
23. I can say the alphabet backwards. Even better when I'm drunk.
24. My friends and I toilet papered our bosses' houses a couple of years ago.
25. I left my Christmas tree up until Easter one year.
