Put this one down in the list of worst pickup lines ever (along with the "I'm on Cialis" gem).
Last year, Lurch was standing around the stadium and saw 2 girls, one of whom was carrying her pet ferret.
Lurch approached the girls and politely asked the one carrying the ferret: "Oh, cool, may I pet your weasel?"
I pretty much burst into tears laughing and walked to the car, leaving him there to figure it out for himself. I DO think he at least got the girl's email address, though.
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