Wining

Y'all know that wine they have in stores that is a) not in a box and b) costs more than $6 a bottle. 

Yeah. I got my PoolBoy to buy some.  Yall.  That sh1t is good!

Playing Chicken

Add to my already extensive list of useless talents: the ability to successfully thwart the Mullet County Post Office's attempts to erroneously deliver a mislabeled package of live chickens to our place of business. 

Yeah.  That happened.