Monday, April 13, 2015


Y'all know that wine they have in stores that is a) not in a box and b) costs more than $6 a bottle. 
Yeah. I got my PoolBoy to buy some.  Yall.  That sh1t is good!

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Playing Chicken

Add to my already extensive list of useless talents: the ability to successfully thwart the Mullet County Post Office's attempts to erroneously deliver a mislabeled package of live chickens to our place of business. 
Yeah.  That happened.