Sunday, June 04, 2017

Fishing for Advice

Dear nonBaptist friends:  what kind of rosaries does one have to recite to do penanace for murder because the man I am married to is mixing catfish stinkbait in the kitchen and we have people coming in.

P. S. It will be an "accident"
Please react with an appropriately surprised  demeanor when you hear the news of his demise.