Was looking at shoes for the re-wedding on Craigslist this a.m. just in case I want to deviate from the original plan of wearing the acrylic hooker heels. Found a gorgeous pair with beading and cute little strappy across the back. BUT they are a half size too big. MyPoolBoy said we should go ahead and get them if we are going over to TheBigCity anyway. I tried to explain to him in the simplest of terms to make his testosterone-infused brain understand that you can walk inebriated down the aisle with Elvis in shoes that are too SMALL because you can kick them off later and be ok; you canNOT walk inebriated down the aisle with Elvis in shoes that are too BIG because you will turn your ankle and fall and break your neck.
"Woo hoo!" he said, "Single in Vegas!"
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