If you have not yet gotten a Valentine's gift for that someone special --- or if you do not yet have a "someone special," Craigslist comes to the rescue!
Valentine's Sexy Spells & Love Voodoo kit - $10
Valentine's - or any time -- You won't find this in the local store!!!!
No shi+ you won't find this at the local store, unless your local store is Marie Laveau's Voodoo Emporium. I went to Walmart last night and there were NO voodoo kits.
There appear to be no voodoo dolls or pins in either of these. Which is a bummer, cuz given the very nature of the "spell," that would be a riot.
However - the "Sexy Spells" looks a little bit like a conversation hearts box, which I think would be a GREAT idea. Just type the magic sensual, come-hither words onto the candy itself and distribute to your love interest to drop the hint. If WTP wrote love spells on candy hearts you would get such doozies as:
Guess what? I shaved my legs!
You'll do.
The kids are outside.
I'm sooooooo drunk!
I'm sooooooo drunk!
The clinic called, and I'm clear "for now."
Are you awake?
(for men) My Viagra just kicked in.
We'd better do this now because I'm supposed to start my period in 2 days.
You've got 13 minutes before "Swamp People" comes on.
What the hell. I need to burn off the 27 calories of conversation hearts that I ate earlier.
What the hell. I need to burn off the 27 calories of conversation hearts that I ate earlier.
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