Saturday, January 19, 2013

Don't Sweat It

Hand To Gawd just saw a chick in the self checkout a t Walmart scan a container of deodorant, raise her shirt, and apply the deodorant to her underarms before dropping it into her bag.

This even tops the time that Hyphen had us stop at a convenience store to buy a disposable razor so she could shave her armpits in the parking lot before we went out for the evening.
Now I know that some people ARRIVE at Walmart lacking basic personal hygiene, but to have the innovation to conduct your grooming routine while others are just trying to get in, get their milk, bread, lawn chair, and Snickers bars, and get out. . . Whole new level.

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