So. This morning I informed TheLongestOneNightStandEver that I had the horrific thought run through my mind that as of this past Sunday, she is no longer eligible for MISS America due to her so-newly-acquired-marital-status-that-she-hasn't-updated-her-Facebook-profile. Then I got depressed. Because then it dawned on me that I can't be Miss America, either. It's not just marital status, but also age.
But then I cheered up again. Because that probably wouldn't be the grounds for disqualification in my case anyway.
I'm pretty sure I've broken most of the pageant's morals clauses.
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