when I'm four

Y'all. I just met Ellis at the beer garden of a local brewery. Ellis us a four year old badass. Here's how you can tell Ellis is a badass: she is wearing boys swim trunks, oversized rhinestone shades, flip flops and has TWO bandaids. Upon arrival, she  abandoned her loser parents and walked around the stone border of every flower bed before approaching me to ask my name and introduce herself.  She then ran to the empty stage of the beer garden and proceeded to dance to the music being piped in. Ellis is not dancing like no one is watching.... Ellis is dancing like EVERYONE is watching. 

Ellis, in 17 years, I'm buying you a round.