Saturday, January 17, 2009

Anniversary Waltz

There was an article in the paper about a couple who had put up with each other for 70 years. So - happy anniversary to them - and there was a cute little picture of them dancing and whatnot. I told MyPoolBoy that was gonna be us except he'd probably be on oxygen and dragging around one of those tanks with a cord up his nose - and I might "accidentally" step on the cord while we were dancing and he'd be turning blue and gasping for air and then he'd probably die and I could collect the insurance money and go buy new stilettos for beer pong.

1 comment:

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

Honestly, that's what he gets for not using a wireless oxygen tank. It's like he was asking to be murdered for the insurance money.