Friday, June 25, 2010

WTP Gardening Tips

Just saw that Thunderduck posted on Facebook he was getting off 1/2 day and he just got his check.  I replied to him that it was good because that meant he could pay for beer and snacks when he came home early to help finish building the fence around the garden because I caught a momma possum and her ugly piggy back baby possum heading out of our back yard and across the road to the neighbor's the other morning.  I even yelled at her to get out of my yard and that her baby was ugly, and I think that's why she just kept running.  I also think that's why the neighbors think I need therapy. I have a reputation.  Take that, you trespassing momma possum with your ugly piggy back baby possum.! And don't come back if you know what's good for you!  Possums (possi?) fear me. 

The development of this situation necessitates us finishing the fence around the garden because now I am pretty sure that the presence of the aforementioned possums is exactly how the zucchini and cantaloupe keep disappearing from my garden at the mere larval stages of development.  As eloquently as I try to put it, I am fairly certain that this is pretty much one of the more redneck things that have ever left my fingertips and gone out into Cyblogspace without the aid of liquid thought enhancements.

Hold my beer.  Watch this.

WAIT WAIT WAIT!  I could just post an ugly offspring of MY OWN on a lawn chair near the garden with a twelve-pack and let them throw the empties at the possums!  possi???? 

Like whack-a-mole.  Only with possums.

And beer cans.


Crazy Brunette said...

Oh that's too fucking awesome!!!

I about shit earlier! I was outside, TRYING TO ENJOY A DAMN CIGARETTE and a goddamn raccoon jumped up on the porch!!!

Those cock-suckers! I hate critters! AND June bugs! They smuggle themselves in to the house and wait for one of the mini CB's to be playing NICELY or QUIETLY... Then the fucker attacks!

Her Royal Highness, Princess White Trash of Mullet County said...

Dear Crazy Brunette,

Thanks for the comment on my blog! Most of my friends and followers read and comment on my blog through Facebook because they're too dayum lazy and inconsiderate to actually go TO my blog. When nice folks like you leave comments ON my blog it looks like I have actual readers!

Try to enjoy the rest of your weekend despite the creatures lurking about. Remember my beer can idea, maybe it will help....

Thanks again,