Sunday, July 11, 2010

On the Side

I love prescription drug commercials. More specifically, I love prescription drug commercial side effect disclaimers. Ok. Frankly what I love is making FUN OF prescription drug commercial side effect disclaimers. Like, the ones that say "serious side effects may occur, including death."

Ummmmm...Yeah. I'll take "death" for 2000, Alex. Dude are you so hurtin' to get it up that you would risk DEATH???????????? Just get some porn and a popsicle stick and yarn to make a splint. Or get a girl to deep-throat a popscicle while you watch and then you can use the popsicle stick as a splint when she's done.

Anyway - I heard a great one last night. Side effects included blurry vision, slurred speech, inability to focus, dizziness, and more frequent urination.

Really, that just sounds like Wednesday night poker to me.


Sheneda61 said...

My fav is the one for the eyedrops..."A PRESCRIPTION??? What do I have?" "You have a disease that will make your EYES fall out!!" Bwhahaha!!!!

Her Royal Highness, Princess White Trash of Mullet County said...

Marty Feldman and Bette Davis should be the spokespeople for it.