Tuesday, July 20, 2010


I was attempting to demonstrate my physical prowess to the Lucilles while we were at the beach this afternoon. So I took my empty beer can and placed it between my thighs to crush it. Which, incidentally I was able to accomplish and pass the resulting aluminum pseudo-disk over to Felix for a souvenir. Isn't that impressive?

Not as impressive as the surprisingly round and symmetrical dueling bruises that I now have on the inner area of my legs just above the kneecaps.

This is an Identifiable Party Wound.


Anonymous said...

Hope you guys are having fun! Just got back from 55/72 degree weather in Seattle! Jane

Her Royal Highness, Princess White Trash of Mullet County said...

You were in Seattle, and it's rained here for 2 days.