Tuesday, July 20, 2010

IPW

I was attempting to demonstrate my physical prowess to the Lucilles while we were at the beach this afternoon. So I took my empty beer can and placed it between my thighs to crush it. Which, incidentally I was able to accomplish and pass the resulting aluminum pseudo-disk over to Felix for a souvenir. Isn't that impressive?

Not as impressive as the surprisingly round and symmetrical dueling bruises that I now have on the inner area of my legs just above the kneecaps.


This is an Identifiable Party Wound.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hope you guys are having fun! Just got back from 55/72 degree weather in Seattle! Jane

Her Royal Highness, Princess White Trash of Mullet County said...

You were in Seattle, and it's rained here for 2 days.

Irony.